It was a tough assignment. Your responses were witty, creative, and highly exuberant. Unfortunately, three winners must be selected. But thank you all for playing.
Mr. Jon Butters, for a succinct and ironic response. (Mr. Tiffany's evocation of the Bible was a close second.)
Ms. Arethusa, for imputing quite correctly that the notion of masticating upon any book and absorbing its text is possibly hallucinogenic in nature.
Mr. Darby Dixon, for being the only person to compartmentalize a meal and to do so in a fantastically preposterous manner (30 courses!).
I'll be in touch with the winners today by email.
Thank you all for playing!